a year ago today, i was leaving for europe.
sigh.
i have so much i need to be doing at work, but instead i’m sitting here planning my upcoming trips. moving to the midwest in july. going to visit philly in in august. new england at the beginning of october. back to new england in march. actual old england and france next may.
or maybe i’ll just scrap all of those plans, get in my car right now, and go wherever i want and pretend i don’t have to be a responsible grownup.
“Being overweight puts a huge strain on your internal organs, you know.”
“Carrying around that much weight will wreck your knees.”
“If you stay overweight, you’re at a much greater risk for heart disease and diabetes.”
Oh my gosh, WHAT? I, in all of my years of fatness, have never heard…
this is a little project i’m working on with one of my friends. maybe you should go check it out.
these are a few of my favorite things.
(via apresdereve)
it’s like they’re using it like punctuation… like STOP in a telegram.
“thanx for all your well wishes when my gramma died LOL ate a burrito for lunch today like she would have wanted LOL gotta go 2 the store 2 pick up iceberg lettuce LOL love u always bubbi LOL go phillies FULL LOL”
okay, not really, but it felt like it a little bit. i have got some wicked post nasal drippage going on up in hurr. my sore throat woke me up four times last night, which means i ended up sleeping until the unusual hour of 8:30, and then got dressed and to work by 9. and i do not quite look like a hobo. success.
Pinterest Pins Humorously Described in Words Instead of Pictures
i’m dying. i am dying.
(via lyddawiyya)
things we are trying to do all the time:
- be safe
things we can’t help but do all the time:
- second-guess ourselves
- behave impulsively and reactively
- take everything personally
- worry
- worry
- worry
- have difficulty accepting compliments
Let me pass this around to former friends who dip out cause they think I’m a flake. Let me pass this around to new friends that I’m trying to make. Let me pass this around to everyone. Also let me translate this into Spanish for my parents.
Also, idk about “decoding” that word choice is weird maybe I don’t understand it or hey maybe that’s just my anxiety telling me to question it idk.
pretty much.
step 1: “i wonder why my friend/family member/coworker/random person [fill in the blank with any variety of actions, e.g., looked at me, did not look at me, has not answered my text/email yet, answered with only two words, changed the radio station, said ‘pink,’ sneezed].”
step 2: “oh, it’s probably not a big deal.”
step 3: “but why did they do that?”
step 4: “right, not a big deal.”
step 5: “but what if it is?”
step 6:”it probably isn’t. we’re not really having problems right now or anything.”
step 7: “but what if we are and i’m just too stupid to realize it?”
step 8: “oh my gosh, how long has this been happening?”
step 9: “i’m such an idiot. no wonder they hate me.”
step 10: “everyone hates me.”
step 11: “I CAN SEE FOREVER AND I AM INFINITELY ALONE.”
step 12: “i wish they would just leave me now instead of dragging this out.”
step 13: “i hate them for hating me.”
step 14: “i hate everyone in general.”
step 15: cats
(via crimble-crumble)
why aren’t there more people attracted to fat women? why settle for a woman with two boobs when you could have a woman who is all boob all the time? amirite?*
(*please note that i’m not actually belittling women of any shape or size. all bodies are beautiful, friends.)
(Source: lydiaaliciagarcia, via lyddawiyya)
my friends call me b. i fancy myself an author. one might call me a golden girl.
ask me something, why don't you?
